Dear Yvette: yeah, i love this design too! I wished I can more similar stuff like this.
A summary of this week’s constant stress providers:
Dear Customers, your threats really don’t faze me. They just annoy the shit out of me. First, one of you threaten to call HQ, then, another one group of you threaten to call my boss and tell lies. Tonight, I have one insisting he’s a food critic and going to publish in the Canberra Times tomorrow how we wouldn’t give you 2 free meals (out of 6) because the corn tasted funny.
We are not stupid. I am definitely not stupid. Only 1 person decided to complain, of the whole table, that his corn tasted weird. Of the whole restaurant, only 1 person ever did complain. Just because you suddenly decided that TWO people have got shitty corn, it doesn’t mean you get free meals. ok?
- the one bitch y’all hate.
Dear School,
I am not about to give up without a fight. You bitches have got something coming so hard and fast, you won’t realise it until it’s way over.
- The one bitch you decided to be nasty to.
Dear Myspace Mobsters,
you guys give me about as much stress as an ant does. I am seriously not bothered, and because it’s a bashing game, I WILL bash you up if I wish.
- the turtle
Dear Fellow work bitches,
Y’all need to grow up. Period. I do too, but I think at least I “man up” to my fuck ups. I am tired of all your incessant lies, and “hero stories” about why you’re late (OH I SAVED A DOG FROM BEING KNOCKED OVER). y’all have rice-size balls, it’s never going to happen.
and oh, if i hear one more “she/he fucked up my table’s orders”, you’re fired. it’s one thing to lie about your fuck-ups, and quite another to rub it on to others.
- DA BITCH.
WOOHOO, END OF THE WEEK!
chipper
aggravated