Wtf man, the only time and reason you would contact me is to ask me for your birthday present?

like, hellooo, you are living in ENGLAND. takes 7 days minimum to mail your ass to you. and because you are such an undeserving person, i am mailing you kangaroo scrotums, you unappreciative little twat!

GO LASER NIPPLES! and btw, don’t be commenting <<<<33333333 only cause you needed presents, i will send you caged boxes of dildos, and your mum will flip!

(ya i know, this is a very sudden, crazy and stupid/random post. he will understand.)

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