lolcat!

waife’s gone for fishing for 2 days.

I have the house to myself.

I took shower, Vagina sat outside the shower cubicle watching me as it’s her practice to lick the floors dry whenever someone’s done using the shower. I came out, big giant NAKED human totally covered with water. “VAGINA!! COME GIMME A HUG!!!!!”

and thus begin the chase, totally naked.

and it ends with Vagina totally covered in water, meowing pathetically in my arms.

poor cat.

the end.

yeah, i know, i am incredibly horrible, incorrigible, R-rated and whatever. LOL