a very tired being

you see, i really love mushrooms in its cooked form. grilled, fried, even burnt, and definitely mushroom sauce. i have noticed, in my 2 years and 9 months of working in this wonderful *ahem* job, that perhaps all asians are united in that one love (seems like most other people would go for diane) - not that loving mushrooms is a racial thing.

a few months ago, as i have mentioned, i dumped a whole pot of mushroom sauce on my head. it wasn’t out of sheer joy. i was doing my readings after work, i was looking at the monitor, i wanted music with my readings. i reached out for a black thing from the corner of my eye, assuming it was my headset, and bam - mushroom sauce dripping off the left corner of my head.

the amount of swearing that went off after that….

tonight, i just proved to myself i am wonderfully more absent-minded than i thought - or perhaps i am turning senile prematuredly. while at work, i threw forks and bowls into the bins, while leaving the MUSHROOMS out to be washed… not to mention, how i ran from table to table, wondering why i haven’t ordered their food yet, when i did.

and then… and then… wait for it…

i just topped myself with mushroom sauce again.

i should probably consider stress therapy.

oh. and meow… is meow. she just went through her first heat, which was incredibly EXHAUSTING. so we are definitely de-sexing her. howling for 3 days in a row, 24 7 left me almost DEAD! and worst thing was:

she slept IN THAT POSITION!! 2 HOURS! LIKE THAT! wah lau eh, can you find a less lady like cat? $#$&*$*@ and seriously, trying to pack a house with a nutter like her, was a freaking nightmare. every box is a FKIN playground. she pops into everyone of them, then looks up at me like “whaaaaa…? i am just helping ya”. she even ended up in the DRYER (first pict) for some /wrist time.

even my luggage wasn’t spared. took it out, in she hopped. i didn’t even noticed her, till i dumped the hangers in and then she jumped out, yowling like some justice was being undone right there.

cats. i never knew how my life was great until i own one. now i am stuck with her, rofl. i am so cooking her on monday night