The Malaysian Dreamgirl… not.

For the past 2 weeks, the only other form of entertainment i have (that’s not watching stupid vapid girls hang all over the kitchen boys) was to watch shows over youtube. For all the trash that can appear on youtube, it’s an amazing way to be watching the “telly”.

ya, i don’t really watch tv anymore. i just buy seasons when they come out, if they do, and watch them that way. when i am broke though, there’s the youtube way.

Anyways, i picked up on the Malaysian Dreamgirl Contest. Infact, i did already know of its existence months ago, but i seriously dread beauty contests. In it, there’s such a wild amount of bitchiness that’s makes beauty pageants, and especially reality < insert wtfever female related > contests a brain numbing show. Not to mention the things contestants can say or do. i guess, about the only beauty pageant i ever really care to watch is Miss Universe, just so i can bitch about how ugly the Singaporean representative always is (compared to the other chicks), to my Dad. haha.
I guess every show is different, and Malaysian Dreamgirl is as cringe-worthy as with most other beauty pageants/reality modelling shows. what is so wrong about it too though is:

• how the label is “Malaysian Dreamgirl” and it’s in reality, a MODELLING pageant. There’s not many Asians above 1.7m in height, and of the final few contestants, in my humble opinion, i had hardly call them Malaysian Dreamgirl. If they were looking for a model, perhaps it should have been more… obvious? i mean, look at the applicants to the search, not many suited the height requirement itself.
• the obsessive amounts of screaming. I don’t know if it was the accoustics, or their mics, or just the girls themselves, it felt like i was in a toilet with a tape rolling out the screams. OH MY GOD, SHUT UP ALREADY. It’s not like you girls haven’t seen branded goods, had a makeover in one way or another, or hair products packed nicely in a box. urk.
• I know my english isn’t perfect, and i know not many people can easily handle multiple languages. it doesn’t make my skin crawl any less though to hear the English language being ripped a new asshole.
• The facade of “sisterhood” and them holding hands every time they go into the elimination shoot. at the end of it, everyone “hugs” but you can always see someone who’s not hugged, or just waved off. So mean, right? infront of camera too.

So anyways, my few favourites have been voted out, and all i am waiting to see is which of the finalists gets the prize, just for the kicks. Hey i am not pretty, and i am quite… lumpy? fat, whatever else you want to call it, but the fat girl loves to judge <3 <3

p.s At least, for the sake of it’s name, they should let Hanis win. She’s pretty, seems Andrew Models like her, can do runway, still very “malaysian” girly and loveable (IMO) - let her win no? Adeline looks more Taiwanese tv show host type, and Cindy has a modern “global citizen” feel to her… mewp.