Dear Sheetle
Dear Sheetle…..
you’re a bad influence on me. i swear.
i mean, wow, i haven’t ate so much for lunch before. or even proper 3 meals (aiya… tubs of ice cream, tubs of mee goreng, can also la…)
but the worst thing is, YOU NEVER FINISH YOUR FOOD?!?!! WHY?!?! do you know… cows die for our steaks… lambs die for our lamb shanks… AND COWS GET MOLESTED FOR OUR CHEESECAKE!?!?!
i mean, seriously, how would you like it if every morning, you wake up to people squeezing your breasts?!?! damn pain one, ok!!! and now, it’s no longer human hands, which are at least warm and possibly gentler. how would you like if you are being molested by non-living things??? there’s no such things as an animal court. they can’t even sue.
remember what siva said - that’s why we have mad cow disease - because cows get molested by metal pieces rather than some living things. at least if it’s human, cows can at least PRETEND that those humans have some beastiality inclinations. but metal? wtf!!
and one thing i noticed, only with you i find odd things like this:
my poor innocent mind… got raped. and, by the way, why have you NOT NOTICED important things like KANGAROO TESTICLES?!?! they are such an important part of the Australian Aboriginal culture!
ok, so these are the fur-less ones. don’t diss the furred ones that you touched though - they are goddamn real. if the kangaroo was alive, you would have seens a 20 foot wang by now. ^^ it would be amusing though - to see kangaroo wang. makes me wonder if they are like cats’ wang. retractable sword style O.o
but anyways….
yes i love you sheetle. you just got to be more… dutiful to those poor animals who produced all those food for you. make their life worth it and stop wasting food!
panda~
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