while walking to church for the weekday mass, i heard this sound of metal like clicking behind me, much like knives, so i turned around, shocked and worried, and saw these wuss of a flutter of feathers flying away.

it was the damn albino cousin of the damn crow.

well not albino, more like zebra.

anyways.

it kept on trying to attack me but stopped before i hit the church.

stupid bird.

then when i came out, i wasnt expecting it. it doved onto me from god knows where and dug it’s damn claws into my skull above my pony tail.

OH IF I WASN’T FRESH FROM THE CHURCH OR ALMOST LATE FOR IT YOU DAMN IDIOTIC STUPID FREAKY ALBINO RED EYED WUSS OF A BIRD, I WOULD HAVE THROWN ROCKS, CARS AND PLANES AT YOU I SEE HOW YOU DODGE THOSE U LITTLE TURD!

and it won’t stop.

next time i run across the island section of the road, o mr bird, i would have a bazooka ready for you, all filled with water. I SEE HOW YOU FLY.